No news
that makes you look bad
(election statistics).
No news
that asks blunt questions
(where are your taxes?).
No news
that your spicey mouthpiece
can’t pronounce
(anything not English and some that is).
No news
from media you don’t like
(anything not Breitbart).
No news
that shows you’re incapable of this job
(all the news).
No news
that contradicts your
alternative facts.
No news
about Jews
even if they’re already dead
in a particularly satisfying way.
No news
about immigrants
greasing the wheels of commerce
especially if it’s about
you not paying them to clean your hotels.
No news
that doesn’t acknowledge your greatness.
No news
that you can’t deny.
No news
that criticizes your puppet master.
No news
that shows us who is the true
Enemy of the People.
–February 21, 2017, Harlem, New York
