There's a fine line, I've discovered, between junk and art supplies. Pack rats collect junk, artists collect art supplies, right? Sure. Simple enough. Pack rats are the kind of people who say, "Oh, but I might need that someday," about bits of string, old newspapers, and styrofoam trays from their hamburger. And before you know it, you've got the Collyer Brothers in an apartment. Artists, by contrast, are the kind of people who say, "Oh, but I might be able to use that in a piece of art someday," about bits of string, old newspapers, and styrofoam trays from their hamburger. And before you know it, you've got the Collyer Brothers in a studio.
Except, damned if that string and newspapers don't go into making paper and the styrofoam trays are great for pouring glue or paint into. So, often, junk is in the eye of the beholder. One person's trash is an artist's treasure, truly.
The "is it junk or is it art supplies?" conundrum has been a perrenial problem for one of my artist pals who shall remain nameless (doubtless, she'll recognize herself). I can't say I've been unsympathetic to it but her ex-girlfriend, a musican, was. GK's studio spaces, when she's had one, have been small and packed with both shelving and computer equipment, making the work space negligible. She collects tools, too, having worked in metalsmithing, painting, and multimedia as well as graphic arts and book and paper making. To say nothing of the raw materials. I can't tell you how many times I've called her up and said, "Hey, do you have a couple of X or a little bit of Y that I could use?" to keep from buying whatever it is in bulk when I only need a couple pieces. "Oh, sure. I'll pack it up and we'll meet for drinks," is inevitably her response. On top of this, she collects objects of a certain color, which decorate—nay, festoon—every available surface or spot on the wall. I'm perrenially fascinated by her studio, a kid in the proverbial candy shop. It's a giant cabinet of curiosities.
As I said, I'm sympathetic to her space woes, having some of my own, though my collection of junk, er, art supplies, doesn't begin to approach GK's. When I was moving from Brooklyn to the Bronx, I made the mistake of ditching a lot of stuff that I wish I had now. Sounds like any good packrat, doesn' it? Among other things, I had an entire attorney's bookcase full of LPs, though I long ago gave my turntable to my parents. I never dreamed when I dumped my vinyl that I'd be sorry. And here's why:
These are some of Natalie LeBlanc's LP books, which are making me smack my head in "wish I'd thought of that!/I coulda had a V8" style. I'm totally in love with these and could just see some of my old records making really fantastic bookcovers. Instead, they were abandoned on the street for the scavengers, who have no doubt (and this is my only consolation) resold them to would-be samplers, mashers up (mashers? no, that doesn't seem right. What's the plural of someone who makes mash-ups?), and would-be djs who need records to scratch.
That said, where the heck would I store them? I mean, I got rid of them because I didn't have anywhere to put them. And that's the recurring problem. I mean, who'da thunk I'd finally make use of those half-dozen microscope slides I made in my freshman year histology lab in college? That was (shudder) nearly 30 years ago. It was only nostalgia for my abandoned scientific career that made me keep them—that, and they didn't take up very much space.
I have a feeling the problem is only going to get worse as I make more and more books. Already, I've got a sack of old subway tokens, all kinds of single beads and buttons, weird tools, and bits and bobs that look completely useless to the normal human eye but that may someday make something possibly half as cool as the LP books. I can only hope it happens before people start talking about that Kottner broad, did you see all the crap she had in her apartment? . . .